California—Of all the men, you’ve broken my heart the worst. When I was eight, the coolest Trapper Keeper covers were photos of you. Everyone talks like you these days. California—you look more and more like Vancouver on TV, Netflix. You speak Spanish with a thick Asian accent. You ruined my attention span. California—I am sorry; … Read moreCalifornia
…ever since I learned Auden wanted “Sigfried’s Death March” played at his funeral, I’ve been obsessed with what I might INSIST be played at MY funeral. My answer has changed over the years. I have always been true, of course—which is why tonight I realized it had already changed. Back.